My life is incomplete

All of our January Saturday Super Adventures are fully booked. We are still taking reservations for February. This is great news for Dawson and Tamara!For me, Cordelia, this bites. It means I am on my own for Saturdays. When Tamara and Dawson get home from Super Adventures, they are so tired, they fall asleep right after dinner. What good is working at the dog version of Events and Adventures if you don't get to go on the best Events and Adventures! Because of my arthritis, I'm stuck with the canine equivalent of It's Just Lunch or Elderhostel. I'm going to take out a personal ad. "Svelte, sweet, solid brown F German Shorthair, with shiny coat and good teeth seeks fun, non aggressive M or F medium sized friend for Saturday barks. No buried bones to pick, please, and NO whiners!" Whadya think? (BTW-am I a whiner?)